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  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:46am

    Did you just have a Bud Light and Erection in your hand while typing this because erection has one r.

  • 95 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 4:24am

    anything but bud light. seriously, anything.

  • 91 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:25pm

    at first read, I thought it said "every mistake I made *had* a bud light and an erection": made me LOL. On second read, just as funny!

  • 90 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:54am

    i wonder if it was a girl or a guy who said this

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:13pm

    try vodka and redbull and yourr results improve

  • 83 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:12am

    the funniest txt i've ever read.

  • 85 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:12pm

    honestly, thats the only thing i can think of doing in delaware too. sex and drinking.

  • 81 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:13pm

    Sounds like what I like to call an "adventure!"

  • 85 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:59pm

    problem #1...you're drinking bud light.

  • 86 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 10:49am

    problem #2: illiteracy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:24pm

    Better than a girlie drink and a whiskey dick.

  • 78 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:02am

    it's all about the drinkability my friend

  • 84 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:16pm

    Bud Light all the way... the profits of Miller Lite go to the NAACP, booo!!

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:30am

    Switch to Miller and see what happens...

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:53pm

    an 'errection" is a drink;;; it is 2 jiggers of vodka, 2 of gin, and one jaeger that explains everything

  • 78 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 2:51am

    chick! what kind of man drinks bud light unless he's driving.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:07pm

    Doesn't mean they're both connected to your mistakes. Put down the bud light and I reckon things will improve a lot

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 9:48am

    Fucking a beer can does sound like a life mistake.

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 2:36pm

    Coyote ugly!!! Ahahaha it could be worse u could have woke up naked nxt 2 a dude lol