He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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