You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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