Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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