I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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