I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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