So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize