He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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