I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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