We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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