she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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