Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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