i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
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I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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