I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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