in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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