I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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