Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
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