There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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