Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
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Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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