Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I have post one night stand depression
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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