Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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