I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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