Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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