I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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