trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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