i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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