I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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