Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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