Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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