I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
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I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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