no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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