Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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