its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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