i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
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