PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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