Buhtt sex?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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