I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize