So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I need moral support for this bender
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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