Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Holy sore nipples Batman
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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