I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
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forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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