I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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