ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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