I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize