i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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