Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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