South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
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i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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