i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
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I just forgot I was standing up.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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