Your face is a jimmy john
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I am available for nakedness
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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