Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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