White coat. Heels.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
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Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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