I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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