zippers are such a cool invention
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
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Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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